Pyaar mein sirf seriousness nahi chalta – thodi masti, thoda mazaak bhi zaruri hai. Apne boyfriend ko hamesha “I love you” kehna boring lagne lage to usse funny shayari bhejna shuru karo. Shayari jo ho thodi taang kheenchne wali, thodi naughty aur thodi pyari – jise padke wo muskuraaye bina na reh paaye.
Jab BF late reply kare
“Tera reply aaya 2 ghante baad,
Lagta hai khud Elon Musk se tha koi yaad.
WhatsApp tera slow hai ya tu hi busy ho gaya,
Ya fir firse kisi aur se pyar ho gaya?”
BF ki neend aur GF ka gussa
“Tum so jaate ho bina good night kahe,
Lagta hai sapne mein bhi kisi aur ke saath rahe.
Ab toh alarm bhi tujhe chhodega nahi,
Kyunki GF ka mood off hote der nahi!”
BF ke jokes ke naam pe atyachar
“Tumhare jokes se zyada funny toh meri EMI hai,
Kam se kam usme kuch sense toh bachi hai!
Tum hansane aaye the ya rulane,
Bata do pehle – main mooh pe tala laga loon ya chappal nikaal loon?”
Jab BF shopping se bhaagta hai
“Shopping ka naam sunte hi teri tabiyat bigad jaati hai,
Card swipe se pehle teri rooh hil jaati hai!
Sasta GF dhoondhne ke chakkar mein,
Teri girlfriend premium edition mein aa jaati hai!”
BF aur PUBG ka pyaar
“Main hoon tere dil ki rani,
Par tu toh PUBG ka deewana purani.
Roz mujhe ignore karke game khelega,
Ek din GF chali gayi yeh bhi tujhe game mein hi milega!”
BF ki overacting ke liye
“Tum bolte ho toh lagta hai Oscar tumhara haq hai,
Par reality mein toh acting se bhi tu bakwaas ka waqt hai.
Hero banne ke sapne dekhna chhod de,
Reality mein toh main hi teri highlight reel hoon, samajh le!”
GF ka warning message
“Main itni sweet hoon ki diabetes ho jaaye,
Par gussa aaya toh bijli gir jaaye.
Apne BF ko bas ek hi baat samjhaaye,
Time pe message karo, warna ‘Ex’ ban jaaye!”
Conclusio
Funny Shayari for BF in Hindi ek perfect tareeka hai apne pyaar ko mazaak ke saath express karne ka. Har rishta tabhi strong banta hai jab usme hasi, taang kheechna aur thodi masti ho. Apne BF ke boring din ko bright banane ke liye yeh shayariyaan perfect hain – status lagao, message karo, ya meme bana ke bhej do!